Clever Drum Sayings

topic posted Mon, February 5, 2007 - 11:21 AM by  Chandani
Hello Everyone!

I need help coming up with clever or funny drum sayings for bumper stickers, buttons and t-shirts.

Any ideas?

So far I have "Drummers do it with Rhythm" but I think I want something related more to tablas.

Thanks for your help!

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  • Re: Clever Drum Sayings

    Wed, December 1, 2010 - 7:11 PM
    Here's a couple. I know this post hasn't been seen in a few but oh

    -We don't blow like the rest of the band.

    We beat it on and off the field.

    Drummers do it with rhythm.

    Snares: $XXXX
    Tenors: $XXXX
    Basses: $XXXX
    Cymbals: $XXXX
    Not playing the clarinet: PRICELESS.

    I'd tap that.

    We beat it all day and all night

    We get scholarships by beating off.

    Drummers have fast hands.

    We bang, They blow.

    Drumline: Only section that beats it in public.

    The harder we bang, The louder you scream.
  • Re: Clever Drum Sayings

    Wed, December 1, 2010 - 8:09 PM
    This is from some tune I remember in the early 90s:

    Women beat their men
    The men beat on their drums
    • Re: Clever Drum Sayings

      Fri, December 3, 2010 - 7:19 AM
      Okay, here are a few old ones:

      Q: What do you call a drummer with no girlfriend?
      A: Homeless

      Q: How do you get a drummer out of your house?
      A: Pay him for the pizza

      And my own personal twist on a drummer joke...........

      Q: What do you call a person that hangs out with musicians?
      A: A singer

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